///////////////////////NSFW Edition library by Navij11 (www.navij11.com) //////////////////////////////////////////Don't touch this part! var a,b,c,d,e,f,g; ////////////////////////////////total number of words in each catagorey ar = 32 br = 34 cr = 53 dr = 41 er = 6 fr = 9 gr = 20 //////////////////////////////////////////word library ////////////////////////adverbs a0 = "violently" a1 = "unbelieveably" a2 = "angrily" a3 = "randomly" a4 = "blindly" a5 = "calmly" a6 = "daily" a7 = "doubtfully" a8 = "easily" a9 = "elegantly" a10 = "evenly" a11 = "stupidly" a12 = "quickly" a13 = "fatally" a14 = "gently" a15 = "gladly" a16 = "happily" a17 = "hourly" a18 = "innocently" a19 = "justly" a20 = "kindly" a21 = "loosely" a22 = "madly" a23 = "neatly" a24 = "obediently" a25 = "only" a26 = "painfully" a27 = "really" a28 = "selfeshly" a29 = "shyly" a30 = "violently" a31 = "gayly" a32 = "crappily" /////////////////////adjectives b0 = "purple" b1 = "average" b2 = "big" b3 = "fat" b4 = "massive" b5 = "miniature" b6 = "puny" b7 = "short" b8 = "tall" b9 = "skinny" b10 = "boiling" b11 = "broken" b12 = "cold" b13 = "crooked" b14 = "cuddly" b15 = "dirty" b16 = "filthy" b17 = "dark" b18 = "ancient" b19 = "abundant" b20 = "slow" b21 = "swift" b22 = "low" b23 = "high" b24 = "quick" b25 = "heavy" b26 = "numerous" b27 = "chubby" b28 = "square" b29 = "wet" b30 = "young" b31 = "gay" b32 = "sexy" b33 = "dead" b34 = "nooby" //////////////////////nouns c0 = "car" c1 = "cat" c2 = "dog" c3 = "snorkel" c4 = "spider pig" c5 = "book" c6 = "gear" c7 = "man" c8 = "panda bear" c9 = "bottle" c10 = "ball" c11 = "bat" c12 = "lollipop" c13 = "star" c14 = "hair" c15 = "brush" c16 = "comb" c17 = "glove" c18 = "clothing" c19 = "thumb" c20 = "tissue" c21 = "woman" c22 = "lamp" c23 = "mouse" c24 = "computer" c25 = "gold" c26 = "desk" c27 = "bottle" c28 = "cap" c29 = "house" c30 = "George Lucas" c31 = "Master Chief" c32 = "faggot" c33 = "rapist" c34 = "asshole" c35 = "gay" c36 = "Nazi" c37 = "Jew" c38 = "Zachasaurus Rex" c39 = "Grunt" c40 = "Elite" c41 = "Jackal" c42 = "Brute" c43 = "Hunter" c44 = "Arbiter" c45 = "Sentinel" c46 = "343 Guilty Spark" c47 = "Flood" c48 = "whore" c49 = "slave" c50 = "sex slave" c51 = "4chan" c52 = "/b/" c53 = "/b/tard" //////////////////////verbs d0 = "intertwined" d1 = "hit" d2 = "died" d3 = "fell" d4 = "screamed" d5 = "contorted" d6 = "drove" d7 = "escaped" d8 = "beat" d9 = "accepted" d10 = "held" d11 = "hollered" d12 = "sucked" d13 = "threw" d14 = "tossed" d15 = "undermined" d16 = "demolished" d17 = "tore" d18 = "drained" d19 = "ran" d20 = "jogged" d21 = "took" d22 = "stole" d23 = "gave" d24 = "told" d25 = "held" d26 = "revolted" d27 = "distrupted" d28 = "whammed" d29 = "reered" d30 = "altered" d31 = "teabagged" d32 = "fapped" d33 = "pwnt" d34 = "raped" d35 = "killed" d36 = "sodomized" d37 = "lolled" d38 = "sexxed up" d39 = "blewed up" d40 = "yelled at" d41 = "fapped to" ////////////////////////conjuctions e0 = "and" e1 = "or" e2 = "but" e3 = "so" e4 = "yet" e5 = "nor" e6 = "to" ///////////////////////pronouns f0 = "I" f1 = "He" f2 = "She" f3 = "They" f4 = "You" f5 = "Anyone" f6 = "Someone" f7 = "It" f8 = "Everyone" f9 = "Anonymous" //////////////////////prepositions g0 = "concerning" g1 = "contrary to" g2 = "despite" g3 = "down" g4 = "during" g5 = "except" g6 = "excepting" g7 = "instead of" g8 = "behind" g9 = "below" g10 = "beneath" g11 = "beside" g12 = "between" g13 = "beyond" g14 = "within" g15 = "without" g16 = "past" g17 = "rather than" g18 = "regarding" g19 = "with respect to" g20 = "considering" ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////Dont touch this part! a = variable_local_get("a" + string(round(random(ar)))) b = variable_local_get("b" + string(round(random(br)))) c = variable_local_get("c" + string(round(random(cr)))) d = variable_local_get("d" + string(round(random(dr)))) e = variable_local_get("e" + string(round(random(er)))) f = variable_local_get("f" + string(round(random(fr)))) g = variable_local_get("g" + string(round(random(gr)))) h = variable_local_get("c" + string(round(random(cr)))) askj = round(random(5)) if askj = 0 { global.sentence = "The " +string(b)+ " " +string(c)+ " " +string(d)+ " " +string(a); } if askj = 1 { global.sentence = "" +string(f)+ " " +string(a)+ " " +string(d)+ " the " +string(c); } if askj = 2 { global.sentence = "" +string(f)+ " " +string(d)+ " the " +string(c); } if askj = 3 { global.sentence = "" +string(f)+ " " +string(d)+ " " +string(g)+ " the " +string(c); } if askj = 4 { global.sentence = "The " +string(b)+ " " +string(c)+ " " +string(d)+ " " +string(a); } if askj = 5 { global.sentence = "" +string(f)+ " " +string(d)+ " " +string(g)+ " the " +string(c)+ " " +string(e)+ " the " +string(h); }